Awwwww yissssss.

Awwwww yissssss.

Meanwhile omFG MEWTWO’S THEME

nO
I GOT NOODLE SAUCE ON MY TIME HOODIE THIS IS A DISASTER

The people at one of the asian places near my work have started recognising me as “one of the people who work across the food court”
They give me free home made lemonade omg they’re so nice owo

… NOPE DON’T HAVE THE BALLS RIGHT NOW
NOT ENOUGH
NOPE

… NOPE DON’T HAVE THE BALLS RIGHT NOW
NOT ENOUGH
NOPE

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

(Source: petapeta)

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

The Ood were nothing without us, just animals roaming around on the ice.

(Source: badwollf)